Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
Because 7 ate 9
A Helenkelicopter.
Def Leppard
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.