What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(