Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.