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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.