What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...