What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!