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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now