SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
To break on through to the other side.
To break the rush-A stereotypes
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
I'm not coming into work today
He gets pale as a sheet.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A punjob.
Get Atul to do it.
Fortran
