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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.