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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY