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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.