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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.