They can't control their pupils.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Even the name has 'lack' in it
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
She didn't have control of her pupils