What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!