What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.