1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
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1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
Mr.President
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
