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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.