Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
Linus
The family size.
Me: You mean after I die, right
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Snoop Dogg.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Your mum
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
They steal all the green cards.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
The road.
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
You hit rock bottom!
Nobody knows because they've never tried
We don't know, they've never tried it.
