Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
It varies from person to person.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Lean Beef
Terri-fried!
It was Valenswine's Day.
Old bae.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
They jacket
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
To learn about gorilla warfare.
You hit rock bottom!
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
A TACK
