Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
A college student.
Anything he wants to be called.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Half a cat
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
Because he is forever a loan.
They're both made up.
Because its natural log is 1.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
No Kia
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
The Apey-cees!
You hit rock bottom!
A TACK
