What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans