Finding a baby in two trashcans.
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Porridge
Because X was always 10
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
With an Al-Gore-rithm
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
