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What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

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What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

When you gonna be famous?

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I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

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The recycle bin.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!