What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.