How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)