What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.