What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW