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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"