What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.