What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.