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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.