What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.