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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane