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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane