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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.