Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
Fell through the cracks.
You Blink Your Eyes.
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Because the pee is silent.
Ask them to get out of the pool.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
