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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Pregnant Wife Jokes More Pregnant Wife Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.