What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.