Scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A positive pregnancy test.
Her batteries were dead.
Everywhere.
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
A virgin
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
