Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why can't the homeless ever get by in America?

Because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.