Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.