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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.