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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force