What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.