Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.