Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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A head banger.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.