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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.