What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast