When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

Then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep!

How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

Then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

Then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.