When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.