What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

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Www.AshleyMadison.com

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.