What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ...

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow