What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.