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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!