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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble.