Where did he touch you as a kid?

That will be an extra $50.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.