Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.