What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!