Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.