How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.