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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.