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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.