Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights