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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.