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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.