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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.