The Book of Job.
When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
A dead baby can feed a family of four
Herder
I said "Congratulations!!!"
When Jesus went up for the cross.
The Bible
It booked a Tuber.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."