Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife