Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Who's there! Ahmed! Ahmed who?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here!

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up