The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
